A post from DJ Vlad's X account, presented as a confession that Roc Nation bribed the judge, jury, witnesses, and police to convict Tory Lanez for shooting Megan Thee Stallion, is satirical. The lengthy post, published in February 2026, made outlandish claims but concluded by calling its own contents "these lies," indicating it was trolling conspiracy theories.
The post referenced the 2020 shooting where Megan Thee Stallion was wounded, for which Lanez was later convicted and sentenced. DJ Vlad, a hip-hop journalist, provided no evidence for the bribery allegations, and the claims themselves were often nonsensical, such as stating Jay-Z paid Trump not to issue a pardon in a state case.
Context from DJ Vlad's other posts shows he believed Lanez was guilty, contradicting the 'confession.' He has not responded to requests for comment on the satirical post.